I thought I better type something to put here because when you purchase a website all the spaceholding words they put in are in Latin and all that Latin was starting to look kind of sinister to me. Although it did look as though maybe I was a wizardess. But I am sadly, sadly not a wizardess. So what I will do is a brief Q and A, with me imagining things you might want to ask and then with me also imagining the answers. All of the answers will be true; that is important.
1. Which roasting bird is the creepiest?
The goose. The goose the goose. I was served one recently and found the experience alarming in the extreme (though it was more alarming for the goose, I imagine). Anyway, the goose’s arms were long and horrible and roped with muscles. With every bite, I worried the arms might lash out suddenly and put everyone at the supper table in a headlock. Between those arms and the goose’s terrifying overall resemblance to its dinosaur ancestors, I didn’t have enough brain left over to register what it tasted like, to be honest with you. I guess that says something. [Read more…]